I’m getting really tired of someone worrying that little Timmy is going to see a set of knockers. Listen, at some point in his life, he’s gonna see a pair of jugs. As you can see, Europe has already matured into seeing humdingers. It’s part of everyday life. But in the good ol’ Puritan US of A, oh no, the mams are still that mystical body part that is only awesome in your mind and should only be seen by your arranged husband. But don’t worry America, we’ll mature to the point where lady lumps will no longer be feared as this morality monster of mischief. The puppies will finally breathe and be appreciated.

…Boobs.