Hachi’s Games of 2016 (For Both Measures of that Phrase)

The Obvious Idea Done Right Award: Pokken Tournament

We all knew this was where MMA was going. I guess we just didn't think it'd be so quick.

We all knew this was where MMA was going. I guess we just didn’t think it’d be so quick.

It’s Pokemon fighting. I don’t know why I’d even have to explain any further, I mean shit man, IT’S A POKEMON FIGHTING GAME. LIKE A FIGHTING GAME. WITH THE POKEMANS.

It seems like one of those ideas that they would have done years ago. In the anime and various other non-gaming productions, Pokemon battles are shown to be far more dynamic than the slower, more strategy-heavy combat implied by the mainline games. And although lord knows I love those main games to death (as a certain later entry on this list will show, hint-hint), there was always that slight craving to be able to play a balls-out, fast paced showdown between two fully mobile, fully fight-ready Mons. And it is into this fantasy that Bandai Namco enters, with their Tekken team as the craftsmen of your dreams.

And that really is the most important part of the equation: the fact that the team making it has such profound experience with making 3-D fighters, and the accompanying understanding of the trials and tribulations of navigating a 3-D space. Most people, me included, would have thought that you could just make it a 2-D fighter, albeit a highly polished one, and spent the rest of your time counting your money. But those wacky Bamco guys, they just had to go and make something more ambitious, and thus we have the fusion of arena battler and traditional one-on-one fighter that is Pokken Tournament.

In the future, ALL arguments will be solved through fisticuffs between thunder-wielding Luchador mice and quad-armed muscle monsters. You'l see.

In the future, ALL arguments will be solved through fisticuffs between thunder-wielding Luchador mice and quad-armed muscle monsters. You’ll see.

The cast is small, but incredibly varied. The gameplay is tight, responsive and deep, but not so complex as to turn off the less experienced or reflexively inclined, which is very important when your license is the darling of younglings worldwide who might not know how to activate infinites or comprehend priority moves. It’s a game of distance in the most literal sense possible: fighting in close to your opponent gives one a typical highly-polished fighting experience, while distance fighting plays more like a spiritual successor to Virtual-On, but with a more pulled in camera. It’s a great structure that allows for solid gameplay variety, and learning how each fighter performs at different ranges is one of the keys to playing successfully.

But all the technicals can only mean so much in what is, essentially, a licensed fighting game, and as a longtime series fan, I can tell you that the devil is truly in the details. It’s how Gengar animates for his mid-air juggle. It’s how Braixen flourishes her wand, or how Chandelure shakes off his arms(?) after a particularly fierce exchange. It’s the look of concentration on Machamp, or the constant Tekken allusions in Pikachu’s moveset. What could have honestly been a half-assed realization of a highly bankable idea is instead a finely honed love letter to fans of the franchise who skew a little older and a little more violent in their tastes. It is, in essence, everything you didn’t know you wanted in a Pokefighter, but will now be incredibly glad that you have. Sure, the single player is a little thin, and there’s not much in the way of original modes. And fuck that announcer chick. But for something that could have been so mediocre at so many steps, this is a truly wonderful product.

Music Choice: Being a Tekken game in all but name (and aesthetic, and battle system, but you get my point), it’s only fitting that the music would be up to snuff with that series’ classic mix of high-energy techno and bouncy, catchy beats. And boy does it come out swinging…

The Fine Wine For Psychos Award: Dark Souls III

Dark Souls: Where having a yawning darkness for a face is somehow the LEAST concerning thing about the enemies you will be facing.

Dark Souls: Where having a yawning darkness for a face is somehow the LEAST concerning thing about the enemies you will be facing.

A little context for this one; I didn’t get into the Souls games until Bloodborne. I had played Demon’s Souls back when it came out, but didn’t love it that much. Maybe I was a less challenge-thirsty gamer, or maybe I didn’t like the aesthetic or maybe I didn’t like dying in the first three minutes of a game, but for whatever the reason, I was generally indifferent to the existence of the first three Souls games. But when I found a copy of the special edition of Bloodborne for 20 dollars off on Amazon back in May of 2015, I casually snatched it up and in doing so surrendered myself to the same obsession that has gripped millions of others. Bloodborne was an absolute phenomenon to me, a convergence of everything I had been missing in my pure, bloodlusting action games for almost a decade and for reasons too numerous to list here, it quickly ascended to become one of my absolute favorite games of all time. I highly doubt any game will give me exactly the same rush of adrenaline-fueled frustration, atmospheric and thematic tension and sheer wanderlust that perfect jewel gave me.

So, now that I’ve established just what kind of love I have for its immediate predecessor, let me say that Dark Souls III is an immaculately crafted, fantastically challenging and hugely enthralling adventure through seven types of hell and just as many heavens. It’s crashing lows followed by incredible highs. It’s learning an enemy’s pattern enough to conquer it, but never feeling easy enough to let your guard down. It’s accidentally finding a new path through a level or a hidden NPC that you kept missing. It’s a dark catacomb and dead villages and beautiful, desolate landscapes. It is medieval, gothic fantasy and horror of the highest grade smacked into a blender and turned to the frappe setting.

A horrifying monster golem, met on your way to the bathroom, most likely. Such is life in good old Lothric.

A horrifying monster golem, met on your way to the bathroom most likely. Such is life in good old Lothric.

Truth be told, I probably didn’t get as much out of it as most. The game is rife with callbacks and plot allusions to the first two games, and like I said, I haven’t played them. So although I know enough about the lore to survive a discussion or two, that barrier of attachment threatened to block my enjoyment of the game from the outset. And yet the game is remarkably newbie friendly setting-wise, establishing just enough to let Dark Souls freshmen get a strong bearing in the universe, but leaving enough plumbable depths so that those who are in the know can have their own continuity feast to dine on. And with that barrier gone, they’re free to enjoy the perhaps predictable but still sumptuous parade of horrifying environments, melancholy and challenging storytelling and pitch-perfect combat that has made the series a darling of dyed-in-the-wool gamers the world over. The bosses are awe-inspiring, the weapons are amazing and the death-to-success ratio is…worrisome.

Did it do for me what Bloodborne did almost a year before it? No, no it didn’t. It lacks the intricacy of Bloodborne’s setting, the innovations in the combat system (a few of which were actually cribbed for this game, incidentally) and sheer submersion in the macabre and the surreal that made that game unforgettable. But if I am to penalize a game for not being a different game, then I’m kinda missing the point of playing games in the first place. Dark Souls III is, in or out of its cousin’s shadow, a wholly fantastic and worthy experience and if it is indeed the last of From Software’s Souls-style games, then they certainly went out on a brassy, deafening high note.

Music Choice: I was originally tempted to put the battle theme of Aldrich on here, what with its oozing menace and ties to past games. But the grandiose yet mournful battle theme of the Abyss Watchers, likely to be the first Lords of Cinder you fight, hits home more the idea of battles as experience that makes the Souls games special. You can feel the tragedy of these men’s fates seeping in those long violin notes, and it makes the battle feel almost like a mercy killing for men who lost themselves long ago.

4 thoughts on “Hachi’s Games of 2016 (For Both Measures of that Phrase)

  1. James

    It’s funny you mention Tokyo Mirage Sessions, a few weeks ago I started a run with Tony and Erick. I might not remember a single character’s name except Barry, cuz he rocks, but it’s really fun and the dungeons feel more like Nocturne or DDS than SMTIV or Persona.

    As much as I love IV, every dungeon felt like little more than a new maze to figure out, maybe with a switch added or strategically placed barriers to make it a little more complicated, and all I remember of Persona level design was finding the exit to the next floor. #FE only has like 8 chapters so let’s say 8 – 10 dungeons? A small amount but the size and scope of them make up for it. The combat and skill getting systems are also great.

    If you can stomach the idol scene, random jpop singing and mostly forgettable characters, pretty much everything else is amazing.

    1. Hachi76 Post author

      Like I said, I’ll get around to it eventually, but BOY does that first impression hurt it A lot.
      We need to discuss Apocalypse in detail, particularly those greater lore implications and everything about Dagda.

  2. Steven T.

    I seriously need to get Apocalypse soon. I held off since there’s wasn’t a mind blowing special edition like vanilla SMT IV (dumb reason I know), plus the price was kinda steep for me at the time. I think the price is approachable now. So if Yakuza 5 doesn’t steal all of my attention, I’ll probably get it around Feb or March.

    Also regarding Persona X Fire Emblem (as an outsider looking it, it looks like they took more from Persona than SMT), I’ve heard some who patched their game to restore the content back to the original Japanese say that the story was a little bit better. Not a mindblowing difference overall, but it doesn’t have that feeling of being sanitized by NOA.

    1. Hachi76 Post author

      I encourage it with every fiber of my being The way that all the small improvements add up to make a truly better game would be worth admission alone. add in everything I said above, and it’s a no-brainer.
      I kinda get you, tho. Special editions are a great panacea, especially the first-edition special. One of the reasons I picked up the first run Yakuza 0, funnily enough. Well that and it’s supposed to be fucking rad.


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